Oh but that’s not true! When am I going to get rid of you? Are you just pretending to know how to read or something? No, but now Im seriously wondering... Come on, put this book down and I wont tell anyone. Put down this book. Put it down ! Finally, you still dont understand? You may not yet know what might happen if you turn these pages, but I do... Trust me: you dont want to find out at all!.